"If your future girlfriend is going to swallow two burgers in front of you, never tell her that she's eating too much, pet her on the head, tell her you love her and offer her fries"Auri Lunami
Anyone buying fireworks with bluetooth that require you to install an app on your phone to launch deserves to get ripped off. I hope his girlfriend left him.
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