I did not expect to be jumpscared by my own migo wtf
"Your imagination is smaller than your dick right now, because you keep watching porn! Start exercising it!"Kirschey
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I did not expect to be jumpscared by my own migo wtf
Every bone in my body is slowly compressing itself into a fine paste
A sped-up montage of my posture over time would look like the de-evolution of a Cro-Magnon man
It's been days and it seems a lot of people haven't caught on yet, guess I'll keep doubling down?
Why'd you move to Australia?
I have no relation to that one Pippa fan with a helmet, I just read Fujimura-kun Mates...
Trying to navigate JP corporate info using machine translation and without being able to access physical records is like pulling teeth
Now that profile posts aren't on the front page anymore, no one will know that I'm a Jambalaya sock
TBH, McDonalds hash browns aren't half bad. Overpriced, but decent. Still get more food for your buck from Sausage McMuffins though. The tears of Palestine Twittards really add a lot of flavor to the fried potatoes
Ouch ouch ouch. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. fuck ouch ow why ouch ow ow ouch fuck ouch.
This post brought to you by aging. DON'T GET OLD KIDS
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR
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