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Not to be too much of a homosexual about things, but my brain decided that My Immortal was a fitting tune to have playing on the ol' mental jukebox, and honestly, it's more fitting than even I thought at first. I'm not really mourning her leaving; I'm mourning all the wasted years and lost time...

Fuck it. BARTENDER, FIFTH OF JACK DANIELS, PRONTO.

I feel nothing. I should, Gura was one of my favorites, but I just don't. I'm tired. 2020 feels like an eternity ago. The magic is all gone...

Ok, that got a full-body laugh out of me. When this game's best moments are paired with Pippa's delivery, there's gold to be found in this tar pit of misery.

"It gets very dialogue-heavy later." LATER? I've read visual novels less excessively wordy than this has been so far...

All of these characters are insufferable, terrible people, or grow up to become insufferable, terrible people. If Pippa wasn't such a damn excellent VA, I wouldn't touch this game with a 50-foot pole.

"He who watches perverts must see that he does not also become a pervert, and as you gaze into the abyss, so too does the abyss gays into you."

The Holy Blaidd, Patron Saint of Victims of Insane Whale Women

I once had a NSFW image of Sister Abigail get dropped on me when I still visited /vt/ many moons ago (a pox on catbox links, seriously man). I Immediately shut off my computer and took an ice cold shower and spent the rest of the day reading scripture. I'm not very Christian, but I am very...

You know what, fuck the glass, just give me the damn bottle, I hate hearing Bae heartbroken I hate it I hate it I hate it why

>Bae already in tears Bartender, quadruple Jack and coke and hold the rocks.

I want to believe she'll decide to bring Shachi back so she can hang out with Doki, Nimi, and Mint, but I fear this goodbye may be for keeps...

Thanks for everything Mumei. Godspeed. I'm so fucking tired. I'm going whale spotting.

It's uncharted territory and it appeals to the monster fucker crowd. I like it better than the 12,000th catgirl model, that's for sure.

My kingdom for one of the established rabble-rousers to call this dumb cunt's bluff and ask her to name a sum and create a GoFundMe or something; though I know all too well in the end she'd just make some excuse, pocket the money, and then gloat about how she "totally outwitted those stupid...