"I don't condone sunning your holes, I would rather take my vitamin D orally through the pill instead of sunning my fucking asshole, the sun doesn't wanna see that. Apparently, apparently... you know the women who are into yoga? Like 'alternate' health, yeah they like sunning their holes, which is where you face your asshole to the sun to observe... absorb the vitamin D because, apparently, your skin there absorbs more vitamin D than other parts of your body. Somebody came up with it, and I don't know who. I bet it was Gwyneth Paltrow"Amanogawa Shiina

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    Phase Connect General

    Sleepy is just so cute bros... I admit I was a little worried that she might be a :WHORE!!!: when I heard she was forced to cover up more at a "family friendly" water park with Pippa but I think she's probably just pon since she has a pretty based stance on NSFW artwork of her character...
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    Counterpoint: Runie's Halloween intro music.
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    Phase Connect General

    Can't wait to see if she can match the hype from her debut... I've been unable to pick a favorite Phase girl for so long (curse you for being Twitch focused Lumi!) but Sleepy's debut was so strong she's got a chance.
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    General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

    It's... it's not two dudes?
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    General Thread v5 Guys: MariMari_EN Edition

    It suddenly makes sense why Rie and Clio are fighting over her.
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    A Career Burnt to Sinders

    Time to necro this thread with Powdur's Google dockey! Truly the Google dockey-est of all the Google dockeys, Powdur has subsumed the inferior dockeys into her own and turned it into a Google bookey.
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    "YouTube's time limit is such a lame excuse for streaming on Twitch who would regularly stream for more than 12 hou-"
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    I don't watch much Wemi so imagine my surprise when the first thing I see when I tune in tonight is her ahegao-ing a shotgun...
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    She's also allowed to use the old models if she wants to, but says she's very happy with how she is right now and doesn't really want to use the old models. Maybe that means Clio's jeans will make more appearances in the future.
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    Twitter cringe and insanity

    Not a very high bar... Hasan is also confused by things like basic economics, human decency, etc.
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    3.5k YouTube viewers, hopefully she agrees it is beneficial and keeps up the dual streams.
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    Failed the face interview, not pretty enough for Pretty Connect.
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    It's 100% this. If it was a matter of getting a functioning ad block or just paying a few bucks a month to a talent you really watch I could deal with it, but it feels like the entire platform is designed to be literally as annoying as possible. I'm watching for the streamer, not for retards who...
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    Makes sense... it just always surprises me when I see something like the post of her wiki where she's "2 billion (quite young for a star)" since I'm so used to the lemon woman shtick as a YouTube only type of viewer.
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    Am I the only one that prefers Lumi's star lore/characterization to the lemon? When i occasionally run across her space-y assets/BGM on Twitch it makes me wish we got more of it... maybe you do if you watch her on Twitch instead of just watching clips...
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    You call that Phasebegging? Your image didn't even suggest the fish poach ERB!
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    It's beautiful...
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    Lumi: She talks kind of like Ame, am I allowed to say that? You know, I actually can hear it now that she's pointed it out.
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    HOLD ME BACK HOLD ME BACK
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    >elf >guntuber >great singer >music tuber >PIANIST I will not cheat on Ekko I will not cheat on Ekko I will not cheat on Ekko I will not cheat on Ekko.....
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