"Germany is starting to coalesce in my mind with the UK, like the UK isn't even a real place anymore, it's like a far away distant dystopia; All the people with the funny bad teeth are on another island; The fucking mayor of Cologne is literally like 'well, if you don't want to get raped, then don't leave your house!' are you serious?"Kirschey
This reminded me of something funny. When i was in my mid teens i went on a vacation at a resort in Aruba and made friends with this bri-ish kid a little older than me. Things were seemingly fine enough until he asked me: >hey, can I bum a fag?
I told him to fuck off and avoided him for like 2 days. I didn't realize he wanted a cig until i told a sibling what he said & they filled me in on what he meant.
I seriously thought he wanted my approval (or was inviting me?!?) to go have gay buttsecks.
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