"We were admiring Calli's TV, it's a really nice TV, and then Calli's like 'yeah you know it's good for playing games on it', and then IRyS looked at me DEAD IN THE EYE and was like '...you wanna s m a s h!?!' and there was an awkward silence, we maintained eye contact for like 10 seconds and I was like '...bro??' but then!, she said it again!"Hakos Baelz

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Kazuma

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Kalion

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And now she's making fun of an NPC with a heavy Chinese accent.
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Working at a normal job makes her want to kill herself

Literally me fr fr
 

John Vtuber👁️

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Ember is literally malding and comparing herself to a bald horse in a monologue because she's losing hair from stress

I am going to fix her
 

Brosnan Pierce Brosnan

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Ember has talked about 50 different topics in 2 minutes

I don't think we can fix her
 

Kalion

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Calling the Texan a wannabe hillbilly?
 

John Vtuber👁️

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I am begging you to stop saying Racacoony, it's getting the obvious reaction in chat

EDIT: "Why is everyone crying, and why are there crabs?"

EDIT 2: PLEASE STOP SAYING IT, EMBER, I AM BEGGING YOU
 

Kalion

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There's no way Ember "She's not loli enough for me" Amane doesn't know what she's doing.
 

Planetary Bombardment

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Kalion

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I can't believe everyone thought Ember was the "normal" girl of PC when she's now talking about writing stories about bashing a friend's head in with a lamp.
 

John Vtuber👁️

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Are you planning on doing this before or after marrying Dizzy?
For legal purposes, I have been advised not to answer this question

No, Dizzy does not have a gun to my head, why do you ask
 

Negzana

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Does this mean I have a possibility with Dizzy now?

Or should I shut up and not cheat on Kaela
 

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Ember......................
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RestlessRain

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Does this mean I have a possibility with Dizzy now?

Or should I shut up and not cheat on Kaela
You have zero chance with either of them, if you're going to live in a fantasy world might as well imagine yourself with both of them.
 

Lurker McSpic

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You have zero chance with either of them, if you're going to live in a fantasy world might as well imagine yourself with both of them.
Bro, you didn't have to go final solution on his ass :Vesper-UNHINGED:
 

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I see John Vtubers end game here



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Jelly live in 30 mins
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Was delayed by 30m so thats why its 8pm pst
e: the scuff continues and they're likely going to b even l8er
 
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Tentative schedule for Jelly this week, every day but Thursday, with Wednesday being a special stream - I'll be making the wake-up call shortly before stream starts each day:



Once Dizzy and Ember get out of the post-con jitters, they should hopefully have their schedule up as well, though it is equally understandable if they all need a day or two for rest after, well, everything at Offkai.
 
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