[Live] PIPPAPOSTING

[formerly pipkin (Parody)]

Her and kirsche should do a 5d chess stream.

 

[Henrik Carter]

Let's see her win this with a single fucking bishop.

 

[Topo Chico]

I wish she was just throwing

 

[Realticule]

At least she's loveably stupid when she's stupid. That's prime woman.

 

[lvl8]

possum no longer playing dead

 

[thhrang]

Sometimes, she's really, really stupid.

>Sometimes

 

[Spergatory]

I haven't paid attention to a single thing the past two hours outside of her miming the hand puppet. It's oddly entertaining despite not remembering a single word she's said all stream.

 

[Sven]

Let's see her win this with a single fucking bishop.

She could have at least taken the Knight well it was wide open for multiple turns but she managed to botch that spectacularly

 

[Henrik Carter]

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Trap Supremacy]

Fumbled her way into a draw, alright.

 

[Jacks Wasted Life]

"It's just one blind bag, how long could it possible take to open, one hour?" - Pippa.

Only Ashens could pull that off.

Good news is if she's this bad at chess, she's not actually autistic.

 

[yeah me]

what a perfect username

 

[Realticule]

she's not actually autistic.

Why would you say such mean things about the Pippa?

 

[node]

That last guy threw 100%. There's almost no reason to take a knight, unless you're trying to force a draw, as only knight and bishop are incapable of winning with just the king.
e. HOW IS SHE SO BAD

 

[Realticule]

Look at her go, she's plotting all the moves out as best she can, she's really using that mind meat tonight.

 

[Henrik Carter]

YOU SAW THE FUCKING THING. YOU PREDICTED IT. AND YOU STILL FUCKING JUMPED

 

[thhrang]

Good news is if she's this bad at chess, she's not actually autistic.

This is offset by just about every other thing about her proving she is severely autistic.

 

[node]

Look at her go, she's plotting all the moves out as best she can, she's really using that mind meat tonight.

She might be at 100% utilization, but she's running on 144 mhz.

 

[Godzilla1984]

If she says 'you fool' one more time, I'm chucking my copy of The Princess Bride at her

 

[naganon]

someone should send this match to Gotham Chess to see if he blows his brains out on stream.

Hikaru when he sees Pippa play chess: