"That’s god damn right chat! (slams water bottle) I just stare [snakes] right into the eyes and I'm like way more mentally ill than you are and they just stop, just like, 'holy shit' they start flicking their little tongues out and retract their fangs and are like 'O my God-I can carry bags for this bitch' (giggle) And they do! And they do "Juniper Actias
This shit she's drinkin is basically sugar wine. I hear moonshine, im thinkin 60% booze or somethin, not effectively strong wine... View attachment 29855
Girl has no arms, guy goes to give her a double high five to celebrate, realizes he's a retard, tries to recover with a single high five, she still has no arms, goes for a fist bump as spaghetti is flowing out of his pockets. Realizes he's fucked up beyond reason.
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