"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily
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I'm pro homeschooling as it is and while I don't mind my future kids fraternizing with other kids, I wouldn't want them tainted by the commoner children and the indoctrination of globohomo.
Okay the bit's worn off now, fuck off back to /vt/ where you belong.
Nah.
Cry bout it.
Like you'll somehow have any children with your autism.
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FEET LITERALLY GLOWING
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Bitches dig 'tism.Like you'll somehow have any children with your autism.
Not sexually, prepare for a trip down to the sperm bank boi
Spiculator McChomo and his size 3.5 light up shoes.
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Pippa's house sounds nice, furniture is for simps.
I don't want no thot taking my precious seed.
Every stream leaves me more speechless about Pippa.
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Pippa is so right, people are filth.
I'm not picking up what you're putting down.It won't be your seed being extracted at the sperm bank
Yeah Pippa, life is a chore, but now at least we don't have to hear your shitty alerts every 5 seconds!
>calls random low-income delivery drivers to her house, in her ghetto-tier area, in the middle of the night
>this makes me feel safe
Hopeless.
>this makes me feel safe
Hopeless.
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Send me in coach!
Well you see when a man loves a woman, but she's like "ew don't touch me with your filth", but she wants the mans money. She might go through a brochure at a local "clinic" and look up the likes of Alexander Johansson or Denzel Washingtonson who have made "deposits", and she'll be like "now that will make a fine boi"
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That would still involve the literal theft of my seed.
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