"The doctor suspected stomach bacteria, to figure that out he needed me to shit in a cup. So I have to go to the hospital for a bunch of stuff, but also to drop off a cup of shit. I took a bunch of laxatives that day, I drank a coffee, I drank some aloe vera juice, I ate some spinach, had some orange juice, long story short, I shat my soul out later that day. The worst part was I had to scoop the mousse au chocolat into this fucking cup. It was so moussie, and chunky. The medicine I am taking, it seems to help. The first night was still rough, but this night, I feel great. I feel very gassy. Hopefully whatever it is the medicines are working well against that, and now we just hope and preygge (Pray) that when I call on Monday they didn't find anything else that's suspicious."Shylily
Tonight, we gather in joyful anticipation, praying that our beloved Pippa’s unpredictable tangents and humor will lift us from the shadows of monotonous horror-slop. May her laughter light up even the darkest corners of this shit game.
I can't believe Pippa is late for the first day of Pippa'ween. I'm dressed up in my costume and everything. I'm pretending to be the scariest thing there is: a Jew in international finance!!!
I can't believe Pippa is late for the first day of Pippa'ween. I'm dressed up in my costume and everything. I'm pretending to be the scariest thing there is: a Jew in international finance!!!
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