HOLY BASED
"How do you say 'abortion' in sign language?"Pipkin Pippa
Pippakistan's Psych Ward v4
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Mid way thu is his drivers license experience (she's 100% lazier than him so it will be harder).
Trying to set up a bank account, he retells this story better on Trash Taste and the other hosts speak about it too I think or vise versa. This does not even cover trying to transfer funds or taking in funds from a foreign place or getting a credit card.
And I can't find the other video about the stamps but it was when he was registering with the city or some shit and he had to go back twice because of the stamp debacle. There's a lot of videos about the stamp you need that is basically your signature and needed for gov forms and shit done by other foreigners. His story is near the beginning of his retirement starting in japan ~2 years ago but I can't find the video rn.
Oh and a final thing that isn't covered by him, his experience is way easier and better because he already has $50+ million. He has the visa that you get by spending money and he can throw money at shit to speed things up, he doesn't have to rent, he bought his home outright so he only needed to find a business that was willing to sell to a foreigner. He also doesn't "work" so he can take whatever appointment thrown his way or just show up in person to wait. It's much worse when you have less money or work a more schedule or traditional job and as a freedom loving American I think it's maddening
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Just finished the video, it's behind the $5 Locals paywall so no clips but I'll summarize his thoughts.
- He is aware that nobody likes the coffee, including Pippa herself.
- When opening the packaging, he takes special care to not destroy the Pippa branding. Quote, "Is there a way to take this off without damanging my osh-[censorbleep audio sound effect] oh shit don't forget to edit that out."
- He has severe trouble opening the packaging in general mirroring his oshi's handcam streams.
- "Let me just say, there's absolutely no way to justify the price, unless like, I know there's that rare cat in India that they forcefeed coffeebeans and then they make coffee out of the poo, maybe they do that with the actress for Pippa, that would at least justify the price, but it still wouldn't be something I go out of my way to buy for $40."
- He says it is very strawberry scented, which is not compatible with Null's palate of wanting to inhale cigarette bar smoke. Says it smells like a dessert.
- Upon pouring it after it being brewed, he says it smells like hay in a horse barn, or even a horse itself. He says this scares him a lot. He contrasts the smell of the beans (fruity, strawberry) to the complete opposite smell of it after being brewed of a barn.
- Upon tasting it, there is no strawberry flavor. He does not choke or projectile vomit, but he says that something is "off" about it, says it has a slightly acidic taste. He struggles to find positive things to say about it, other than how the original smell of the beans were good (which is completely lost after brew).
- He says he will finish the coffee because it isn't undrinkable, nor completely repugnant to the senses, but reiterates how weird it is that the smell and the flavor after being brewed are so incongruent.
Allinall, I end with a question for @Realticule - how does it feel that Null has Truly and Honestly financially supported your oshi more than you have in three years?
As promised, here are my memoirs from the 30 day psilocybin (magic mushrooms) study.
it's quite long, but I feel it's a good read. If you just want the funny parts, ctrl+f "Tripkin Trippa" and "Elijah" and "Isaac," however I suggest reading it in full to get the entire context.
Required listening while reading:
Follow The Pink Rabbit
it's quite long, but I feel it's a good read. If you just want the funny parts, ctrl+f "Tripkin Trippa" and "Elijah" and "Isaac," however I suggest reading it in full to get the entire context.
Required listening while reading:
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Hey, this is a perfect opportunity for me to nonsequiter shill!
The thread-developed Doom mod project is still in ongoing development with progress being made on the map & various art assets. We're thinking we may want to find an additional artist for the project to help out, since we don't want to overwork our one. Preexisting proficiency in pixel art would be a boon. If anyone reading this is interested, post in the Pipprojects Thread and you can be inducted into the group-PM.
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How dare they ban the noble Hindu from their website!
Wait, I mean fuck the poos.
Wait, I mean fuck the poos.
Wait, why did none of you notice this
CHINCHILLA COLLAB
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